What do your farts smell like? Mine are not roses mine are more like Gardenias?

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What do your farts smell like? Mine are not roses mine are more like Gardenias?
Orchids....mmm, so pretty. lol
Reply:can u bottle that for me? i love gardenias...
Reply:you are sick
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Reply:my smell like............well, lets just say you better leave the room :-)
Reply:are you retarded? They smell like burger and fries....duh?
Reply:One word: DISGUSTING!



Thanks for the laugh!
Reply:I was blessed with the gift of generally scentless farts. They don't smell like anything unless I eat too much protein.
Reply:I don't know, you tell me, kid.
Reply:Mine smell like your breath.
Reply:hahahaha girl you are so funny

mine smell so yummy yuck yuck !! hahaha
Reply:pumpkins
Reply:h aha sicko
Reply:this is kinda of a gross question but I would have to say it smells like pizza lol
Reply:all depends on what I ate!

..some like gerainiums..others like pussy willows..still others like rotten beef jerky!
Reply:mines smells like a hint of fireworks on the fourth of july ..i guess my farts are flammable..i have been known to set off a carbon monoxide detector or two
Reply:that's pretty sick chubs.
Reply:onions and azz
Reply:what kind of question is that
Reply:mine are on the UN banned weapons list...
Reply:Like a great big, exquisitely pretty Rafflesia flower.



(That's the kind of flower that grows in the jungle and smells like a deat animal to draw flies in for pollinating it.)



Naw, seriously, more like a dead mouse.......
Reply:I don't know about you but my smell like made **** and under arms
Reply:haha um...... you don't want ot know!!! O_o
Reply:rotten eggs..LOL
Reply:I ate a whole lot of strawberries once and they honestly smelt like strawberries!!!! lol
Reply:oh cool mines smell like gerber daisies
Reply:daisies
Reply:poop
Reply:methane

methalmercapin

carbon dioxide
Reply:Ladys do not FART they pass wind!



Jasmine!





It came later I could have answered your question with;



Sea Breeze!