Shipwrecked...?

A typical English 40 something male, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.



After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.



In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"



She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank."



Amazing, he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."



"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree.



"But where did you get the tools?"



Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware."



The guy is stunned.



Let's row over to my place," she says. After 20 minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, " It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?"



"No! No thank you," he blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice."



"It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Pine Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on

her couch to talk.



After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet."



No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the

cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?"



When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically

positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down

next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him,

"We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something

I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing

for?"



She stares into his eyes .



He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean …. " he swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes............................







"Don't tell me you've got Sky Sports as well"
Shipwrecked...?
bloody typical, got all he could ever want %26amp; not satisfied

%26amp; i bet neither was she ~
Reply:lol nice!!
Reply:ha
Reply:LOL

hahahahaha

men
Reply:LOOOOOOOOOOOOL! typical man!
Reply:it was ok, i agree builds way to much then the end just kills it
Reply:great. different twist at the end i've heard it with a golf course finish lol
Reply:Yeah not too bad. Little laugh
Reply:Hmmm a bit too long and not a big enough climax sorry. But it was kinda funny!

Strangeness?

ok so for the last week i have been smelling gardenias, weird cause none are around.

and lately my tastebuds are phenomenally sensative... any ideas?
Strangeness?
Hey I can't message people on here because I don't certain people messaging me....but I just want to thank you. What you said meant a lot to me. Its a hard decision for me to make and I just need advice...and people can be so mean on here. But thanks a lot, I really mean it.



Oh and I'm going to try to answer your question....

....I've heard that your smells and taste buds just change through the pregnancy. I haven't had a sense of smell and things are starting to taste the same for me.

He brings you flowers! You hope they're......?

Roses

Orchids

Sunflowers

Gardenias

Birds of paradise

Flower you love!?
He brings you flowers! You hope they're......?
Tulips. One guy I met from Yahoo Personals did this cool and kinda cute survey. I didn't know what my favorite color was so I went back to childhood and said purple and said my favorite flower was the tulip. He brought me a bouquet of a dozen purple tulips when we met. I'll never forget that!
Reply:blue roses or lillys
Reply:Sunflowers... I love sunflower...
Reply:Birds of pardise .
Reply:Gardenias or Lilies. Roses have been overdone. It's time for something new :)
Reply:calla lillys or daisys
Reply:white or orange roses
Reply:Tulips!:)



I also love roses, sunflowers, daisies, wild flowers and lilies.:)
Reply:carnations
Reply:Roses
Reply:For my sister and not me.
Reply:honestly, none of the above! i'm the type of chick who prefers crazy daises! roses are so overrated anymore! if your guy knows you well enough he should know your favorite flower and i think the roses are just a way of him saying sorry for somethin he did but you dnt know about!
Reply:Calla Lilly
Reply:Roses, they never get old. There are hundreds of different varieties of roses! I have a couple of dozen rose plants in my garden, and I always keep fresh ones in vases in my house. Bonus if a special man brings me more!
Reply:white roses!
Reply:.....delivered to me by mistake!



*Way* too awkward, otherwise!
Reply:ROses more than one

who told guys we like one ro ses better than a dozen that's funny I love a dozens alot more.
Reply:I'll absolutely love any flowers he brings me because it's the thought that counts!
Reply:Tiger lilies
Reply:lillies and bluebells
Reply:real!
Reply:Sunflowers or Daisies
adult teeth

Does it bug you...?

...when sweet litle old ladies have lavender hair teased up high, spayed hard as a rock, are wearing bright red lipstick, and smell heavily of gardenias?



Gotta love 'em...but it still bugs me! lol
Does it bug you...?
yes. That won't be allowed in our gang, will it?



I picture myself as a fun old lady. Wearing my hair down, to heck with what people think. I will either leave it white or maybe dye it brown. I will not smell of flowers, or any scent too strongly. Heck, I'll probably go ahead and get a tattoo, too. I'd be called that crazy old lady.... But it would be fun! ;-)
Reply:Nah, I never really notice.
Reply:no i think it is so cute my great grandma is 90 yrs old and i just love how cute she looks when she gets dressed to go somewhere.
Reply:Not at all. To each their own.
Reply:Lol it doesn't bug me, it usually makes me smile.
Reply:Yes it bugs me too. Thats just gross.
Reply:yup
Reply:YES
Reply:nah, that doesn't really bug me...in fact i take comfort in them and their lavender hair.

they usually crack me up too!! how can someone who can be sooo funny, just being themselves, bug you??



however, if you're the "let me give you a makeover' kind of person, then i can see how it might bug you:)



take care.
Reply:Yeah but I dont let it bother me too much
Reply:Yes it does.
Reply:better then smelling like pee!
Reply:no it doesn't bug me.. they do smell gross tho lol
Reply:yes
Reply:Really??? awwwwww I love that!!!!
Reply:yeah
Reply:yeah sometimes but not rlly
Reply:Don't criticize. You might end up like that when you grow old.
Reply:apparently a lot of things bug you, considering this is your 4th question about things that "bug" you.

What's you favorite...?

Smell?

Drink?

Food?

Song?

Color?



For me its...

Gardenias

Peach Juice

Watermelon

Girl by Beck

Mint Green
What's you favorite...?
Smell - Apples

Drink - Snapple

Food - Strawberries

Song - Start of Something - Voxtrot

Color - Teal or Purplered.

:)
Reply:My mountain fresh Secret deoterant.

Full Throttle.

Tacos.

While My Guitar Gently Weeps-The Beatles.

Orange.
Reply:CRAYON: FOREST GREEN!!



EVERYONE loves CRAYONS.
Reply:Smell = fresh strawberries

Drink = Coke

Food = pizza

Song = "With You" by Chris Brown (but I get new favorites all the time)

Color = navy blue
Reply:smell: fresh baked bread

drink: lipton tea

food: sea food

song: mans zelmernow - cara mia

colour: chicken yellow
Reply:"What is 'YOUR' favorite?"



my mommy's hair

Sleepy Time tea

peanut butter and honey (which is unfortunate b/c they give me migraine)

my redeemer lives

burgundy
Reply:Smell= Tropical Passionfruit perfume from Bath%26amp;Body Works

Drink= Water or Vitamin Water

Food= Italian

Song= "Apologize"

Color= Purple



peace.
Reply:Smell..... Lilacs

drink......coffee black

food.... orange chicken %26lt;3 %26lt;3

XXx x Song.... Crazy by Kci and Jojo

and True Colors by Fredro Starr

color: Brown!!%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;

Have A Great Night!
Reply:barbeque

pepsi

pork steak

whiskey lulliby

purple
Reply:bath %26amp; body work's Moonlight Path

water

dill pickles

foundations- kate nash

black
Reply:Summer

Milk

Shepards Pie

I'll be missing you

Blue
Reply:Daisies

Water

Pizza

If Only by Hanson

Blue

=)
Reply:Cadbury's Chocolate

Sweetened Ice Tea

My Mom's BBQ chicken

Bleeding love by Leona Lewis

Red
Reply:Lilies of the Valley

Snapple

Lasagna

I saw the light....Todd Rundgren

Lilac
Reply:Peach blossoms

Cocoa

Salmon

I can't Help It (If I'm Still in Love With You)

blue
Reply:smell: jasmines the flower

drink: coca cola

food: steak and crab

song: if loving you is wrong luther ingram or sorry seems to be the hardest word by blue and elton john

color: vibrant green
Reply:smell-Roses

drink-Virgin Margaritas

food-Sushi/Seafood

song-Solution by Hillsong United

color-Fire Red
Reply:For me its...

Anything italian

Passion fruit ice tea lemonade from strbucks

Pasta

No air

Grany smith apple
Reply:Vannila

Snapple

Chinese Food

Anything by the Jonas Brothers

Royal Blue

eye color

A Campaign to fix AMC, McTavish msut go, but...?

Would what I'm about to do be illegal? Would I get sued? Well I'm gonna send a letter to the AMC Network and inside there will be a white ribbon and a picture of gardenias (to mock the serial killer storyline where the killer leaves behind ribbons and flowers after he kills) but would sending that be a lawsuit waiting to happen? On the ribbon I wrote "Fire Megan McTavish" on the pack of the picture of gardenias it says "I don't like the Serial Killer s/l, nothing personal, This is NOT a threat!" So seriously, would I get in trouble for that?
A Campaign to fix AMC, McTavish msut go, but...?
Umm I don't know if that would be a smart move. ABC....parent company is Disney. They probably would think it is a threat. Just send a letter discussing your opinions.

A question of priorities?

A retired corporate executive decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life until the boat sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.



After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"



She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank."



"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."



"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from pandanus tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a eucalyptus tree."



"But, where did you get the tools?"



"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable, ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware."



The guy is stunned.



"Let's row over to my place," she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls out off the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb-struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?"



"No. No thank you," he says, still dazed. "I can't take any more coconut juice."



"It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?"



Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet."



No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.



"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?"



When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her.



"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a really long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months?" She stares into his eyes.



He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean......" he swallows excitedly, and tears start to form in his eyes "..... I can check my

e-mail from here?
A question of priorities?
OMG Kevin. Was that an essay or what. LOL.

Ha ha .Good one though.:0)



Steph....Did you just see Biggins eat that Kangaroo thingy?

I'm gonna be sick. :0s
Reply:suburb

'ave a star

lmfao
Reply:LMAO!!!!! Noooooooooo! I would wanna check Y/A !!
Reply:of course.
Teeth Cleaning

Ain't done me stree relievers yet, what do u thinK?

Felicity warm and sure

your girlfrined knocking upon your door,

busy with work,

do u think of me,

bet u go to the gym

live by yourself at Paddo in a terrace

with gardenias in a pot and white shuttere

i'd hate u to see me down

and boring!



agitated,

worried about work slackness

a little bored

worried about esp friends
Ain't done me stree relievers yet, what do u thinK?
imaginative, yet it leaves a lot to the reader's imagination. nice!

Help on this riddle "who owns the zebra"?

im stumped...



1.There are 5 houses in a row, each of a different color and inhabited by people of different nationalities, with different pets, drinks, and flowers.



2.The English person lives in the red house.



3.The Spaniard owns the dog



4.Coffee is drunk in the green house



5.The Ukranian drinks tea



6.The Green house is immediately to the right (your right) of the ivory house.



7. The Geranium grower owns snails.



8.Roses are in front of the yellow house.



9.Milk is drunk in the middle house.



10.The Norwegian lives in the first house on the left.



11.The person who grows marigolds lives in the house next to the person with the fox



12.Roses are grown at the house next to the house where the horse is kept.



13.The person who grows lilies drinks orange juice.



14.The japanese person grows gardenias



15.The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.



Please help.
Help on this riddle "who owns the zebra"?
House Color Nationality Animal Beverage Flower

1 Yellow Norwegian Fox Water Roses

2 Blue Ukrainian Horse Tea Marigolds

3 Red English Snails Milk Geraniums

4 Ivory Spaniard Dog O.J. Lilies

5 Green Japanese Zebra Coffee Gardenias



So the Japanese person own the zebra
Reply:ENOUGH WITH THIS ....Come on now! Its every day!!!!
Reply:einstien posed this question a long time ago try somthing new and original.
Reply:umm well to be honest... i didnt even read it all!!! srrry
Reply:Yellow, Norwegian, Water, Spun cut, Fox



Blue, Ukranian, Tea, Mixtures, Horse



Red, English, Milk, Medium Cut, Snails



Ivory, Spanish, Orange juice, Flake, Dog



Green, Japanese, Coffee, Rough Cut, Zebra
Reply:dosent make any sence theres only four differnt types of drinks......and theres 6 things you listed....it should only be five
Reply:you can only place the norwegian and the milk drinker.. it doesnt work

How does this wedding sound?

For my wedding, I would like to have old hollywood glamour sort of theme ( hollywood in the 1930s/40's) . For colors, I want to go with black, white, and champangey gold. For flowers, I would like to use simple but elegant cahla lillies, and gardenias floating in bowls with tealights at the reception. The bridesmaids gowns would be black, strapless and satin for my own gown I was thinking something very simple and elegant like this:http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806...



My question now is what do you think, could you offer any suggestions, where should the location be? I would like to have a formal sit down dinner, and have the wedding outdoors in the late afternoon/early evening. I live in the SF Bay Area with in driving distance of San Francisco and Napa
How does this wedding sound?
Sounds like my wedding. Everything sounds perfect.
Reply:your wedding idea sounds very elegant. sorry i don't know of any locations where it can take place.
Reply:It really depends on how many people you want. With our guest list we had to go up to Sonoma (not many places in the city can accomodate 300 people!). The one thing about that area - wineries in Napa County apparently can't have weddings. It is some kind of local ordinance. But all the surrounding counties and cities are okay. We got married at BR Cohn - www.brcohn.com - and what really attracted us to it was that it's a pretty space but at the same time we were able to completely transform it into our theme.



Some other outdoor wedding sites that I've seen that were really great - the Dunsmuir house, Kohl Mansion. I found a bunch in this magazine called Wedding Sites and Services - I think it's at www.weddingsitesandservices.com - and also just by googling outdoor wedding sites sf and things like that. Good luck!
Reply:That sounds beautiful! Also quite expensive, but if you can pull it off, more power to you! One suggestion though, instead of white, you may want to go with ivory. It will look better with the gold. Definitely do a formal sit down dinner, or if you were going to do it late afternoon you could do stations to keep the guests mingling. It's still substantial food, but not a full meal, since it's so early in the day, still. Ask your caterer about it. You may also want to consider renting a yacht for the reception, how amazing would that be? Out on the SF Bay by the Golden Gate? That's all the suggestions I have, unfortunately it's been quite some time since I've been out there. Congratulations!
Reply:Go for it!! Hopefully you will only do this once. Go all out. I am having a masquerade ball for my wedding. I think guests will enjoy going to a different wedding rather than the traditional wedding. Best wishes!!!
Reply:That sounds beautiful....My colors are also black, white and my girls will have red roses and I will carry white calla Lilly's....I grew up in the bay area I wish I knew where you were and maybe I could help come up with some venue ideas. Maybe you can sit down with your hubby to be and have him explain what he is envisioning and then you do the same and maybe you can find a way to pull both ideas in together...it sounds beautiful but remember it is his day too. I found my fiancee is a visual person and he wasn't to thrilled with the colors I wanted so I found pictures of other weddings that were similar to what I was thinking. After seeing what I was talking about he jumped right on board! Good luck.....
Reply:I like your idea! Why not look at some movies from the 1930s and 40s and see where those wedding scenes are held?



You might also consider renting a movie studio or a theater-in-the-round or studio theater. (A proscenium theater might not work here, unless the seats are removable.)



A local wedding planner or wedding magazine might suggest some sites. Good luck and God bless!
Reply:Have it at a vineyard! It would be outdoors, very romantic and clasic and it would go well with theme and your italian heritage.



Love the theme and your choice of gown, However, people might be confused as what is the dress code..... can someone go as Marilyn Monroe?



Some vinieds also cater to weddings and have restaurants that can accomodate yoru guest indoors or under a tent.



Congratulations and good luck
Reply:sounds like you need to get real. Focus on the marriege, not a big, tacky wedding. Also, what does he want? He gets a say too and if it were my husband, he would have ran at the hollywood part.
Reply:Sorry, I don't know of any places out there, but I think that is a really nice theme you have going on. Just be sure to talk to your fiance about the theme you would like to go for. Make sure that if you both agree to this, you keep an open mind to his ideas as well.



Keep your tables to the same glamour era, and even name your tables after stars of the 30's/40's to give it that much more charm -- you could also name the tables after big movies as well. For souveniers you could also look into frames with photo reels on it and say something like, Our love is reel... You could always ask people to attend the wedding in 30's/40's outfits...



Take a glamour shot with your fiance for your table when you come in (when you choose a place)... just some ideas.
Reply:you know the most beautiful wedding i think it is the most simple try to choose every thing simple

your choose are good

but you know if colors were pink or rouse it will be wonderful or either violient
Reply:Go to www.vsattuiwinery.com They have an awesome outside courtyard where you can get married and then the reception is in thewinery building. It would totally work with your theme. Its a beautiful place and not too far from the bay area, its in St. Helena. I wanted to get married there but I ended up moving to Florida!



Good luck! Its sounds like your wedding is going to be awesome!
Reply:I think that would be cute. It would be memorable for you as well as your guest. The sample dress is gorgeous. Honey, it's your wedding you do what you want. I think it would be fun.



I don't think I would do a sit down meal, and I would have it late afternoon.
Reply:Everything you have planned sounds gorgeous and that dress looks really amazing. Some people would consider black bridesmaid dresses to be too much but with your theme it will look truly elegant.



As for the venue you could possibly do the whole day at one of the Napa wineries. I'm not exactly sure which to recommend but I'm sure that a lot of them are set up to do this because it's a great way for them to market themselves. E%26amp;J Gallo is one in the Napa Valley that would be really nice I think.



One other suggestion, instead of doing regular old table numbers to mark the tables, try table names made from the Hollywood stars of that era or the big films.

steroid cream

Help help help someone answer this?

ok so for the last week i have been smelling gardenias, weird cause none are around.

and lately my tastebuds are phenomenally sensitive... any ideas
Help help help someone answer this?
Well, just because you had a preg test at the dr doesn't mean your not pregnant. My sister was pregnant with twins and ALL her test came up negative. It also could be something to do it allergies and all kinds of things. You should get a urine and blood test/work done.
Reply:Sometimes certain viral and even bacterial infections in your nasal passage can affect your scent receptors making you think that you smell odors that aren't really there. Somestimes weird things happen like if you get pregnant your body goes thru changes, I have a friend that when someone is not telling the truth he smells fish-psychic ability? who knows
Reply:Some people do have creepy sense-organ problems like that. Rare, but some people do. See your doctor if it doesn't stop.
Reply:well you may be pregnant
dermatitis

How Do I Raise A Flower Bed?

with existing plants already there? I don't want a gigantic one, just want to it to be taller and fuller if that makes sense.

I currently have two crepe myrtles, a gardenia, and a butterfly iris. I'm slowly adding plants little by little. Anyway, I want it to have some depth and "mounds" to show movement or give it more character. It is just two flat and boring right now. Can I just add more dirt around the plants that are already there and then mulch on top of that? Or do I have to dig the plants up and start over? The soil that I have now is fine.
How Do I Raise A Flower Bed?
For the established plants it wouldn't be a good idea to go much more than say 4 inches of new soil. One solution is to use rocks as big or bigger than bowling balls next to existing plants which gives the illusion of height while increasing soil height in unplanned areas. To really set off the rocks use several next to existing plants as a background then add low voltage lighting and now you really have something extra nice.

What is your favorite Bath and Bodyworks body splash scent and why?

I'm just wondering. Mine is probably their Gardenia, but their getting rid of it... :( Walmart (of all places!) actually has that exact same scent in a much cheaper brand, but I'm kind of lenient to buy it.



Also, if you really like any other body sprays, I would like to hear of them. I also like Dream by Gap.



It's just for fun. I want to hear what you guys like. If you want to make it a discussion or something (about the scents) go right ahead. :)
What is your favorite Bath and Bodyworks body splash scent and why?
I love bath and body works!

My two favorite scents (in the spray and foaming body wash) are:



* Warm vanilla sugar

* Sparkling peach



I love the fact that these two scents aren't overwhelming, just light and comforting (at least to me).

The one scent I hated was Cucumber melon. I made the mistake of buying it without smelling it in the store, it ended up in the trash because it was just overly gross after a while. Hubby said it smelled like I was 'wearing a salad'. LOL.
Reply:omg...i luv that place....i luv the vanella kind the best...u can only get it near christmas , but i luv it
Reply:japanese cherry blossom.....its the best! try it out u will love it
Reply:I love their freshwater cucumber!! I just bought bunch of it. I also like the vanilla bean for winter.



I tried to get the wal-mart kind, but it made me break out in a rash all over my hands and arms (where I used it).

Warm romantic emotional smile? anybody feelin me? check out my situation.?

anybody ever gotten a smile before..and it seemed familiar but u never seen it before? yeah known this girl for a couple months.. was feelin her an all that. than next thing u know im throwing her sweet compliments.than when i see her she gives me this smile.really warm smile.emotional smile.like i need to see it all the time type smile..and after she gave me that smile...my hard shell was completely taken off right in front of her...smiled back....like she got skills..nobody can get that smile out of me...an usually im bout lots of women no disrespect thats just me, i don't lie about it either..i tell em str8 up i need lots of gf's so u got any more for me?..but with her its different..i think i'd be more happy with her than a bunch of temporary relationships with lots of women...yeah i just sent her a 'white gardenia' .she gone be gettin it soon, with her i want to commit, to her, and she the only one, who has that effect on me, like another person would mess up our chemistryU THINK?
Warm romantic emotional smile? anybody feelin me? check out my situation.?
Wow! You are sooooooo In love. Good for U ! Go get her and hold on to her for dear life. Be Happy together! Never forget that smile. : )
Reply:aww thats soo cute!!!!!!!

=)
Reply:Might be time to settle down
Reply:Awww! That's sweet. I'm glad you have found someone special. You will get more joy, love, and contentment out of someone like that then 100 emotionless, meaningless sex partners ever will. Sometimes it just takes someone really special to realize that you really want that type of relationship. Go for it and I hope it works out!

How to get rid of slime in table water fountain without expensive pills from exortic fountain companies?

Please share simple solution to getting rid of slime on water in a table fountain. I tried 1 tbl. spoon of vnagar. I did not see results. Is there any other house hold chemicals that one might try. The (6 pk) $20.00 pills did not stop the scum. They also did not work as the vendor advertised. The pills were also suppose to add a fragrance to the room. I am talking about scents liken to the flowers e.g. gardenia, pine ect. I did not notice any order. I think I bought a pig in the pork. Please help.
How to get rid of slime in table water fountain without expensive pills from exortic fountain companies?
Run some CLR through it @ tbls to a cup of water
Reply:drain the unit and clean with water and bleach mixture. you might have to regularly do this to see results (once a week or so). standing water creates slime/mold that only routine maintenance will heal.
Reply:Empty out the old, probably stale, water and try dipping a cloth into a solution of water and a little Bicarbonate of Soda (Baking Powder?) and then rubbing that on the area that holds the water, as if you were cleaning the inside of a teacup.



The water feature sounds lovely, I'm sure you've chosen something to enhance your home ...
Reply:Why not just empty the water out, clean and then put back into use.

I would use a few drops of Clorox, it should kill any algae
deodorizers

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How far from fence can I plant my hedge?

Hi, I have an 8 metre fence that I want to cover up. I have purchased 18 Port Wine Magnolia shrubs that grow 2 metres wide and 4 metres tall. I plan to keep these as a 2 metre tall hedge.

- how far from the fence do I need to plant them and what distance apart? How deep should I let it grow - how wide does the garden bed need to be?



Also, if I want a gardenia augusta florida (grows 1m x 1m) hedge in front, again how far apart %26amp; how deep? Thanks
How far from fence can I plant my hedge?
If your plant has a 2 meter diameter divide by 2 to get 1 meter is how far from the center of the plant till they touch the fence. If this is a chain link fence or something open for air to go through 1 meter is just fine. If the fence is solid and there will be no circulation please add another 6 inches for air flow. Same with the smaller plant 1 meter divided by 2 is 1 and 1/2 ft. Crowding causes branches to die. I know you want it to be a hedge so plant a little closer between like plants letting it breath at the back between the differing plants. This breathing room will also give you a little room to work when pruning.

Desginer perfumes?

Hi,

I'm thinking about asking for a designer perfume for Winter Solstice, but most of the designer perfumes I've smelled smell like old lady (No offense meant to anyone!) and I have a very sensitive nose, so perfumes that are powdery, have overpowering scents or have lots of white flowers or musk in them give me a headache.

I REALLY just want a designer scent that's flirty, fun and fresh.



These are the perfumes I've tried that're out of the question:

Miss Dior Cherie

Any Chanel perfume

L (LAMB by Gwen Stefani)

Vera Wang Princess

Nina by Nina Ricci

My Insolence - Guerlain

Burberry Brit

With Love - Hilary Duff

Baby Phat



The kinds of scents I like:

CK One Summer

Paris Hilton

CK IN2U

Green tea

Citrusy scents

CHOCOLATE!! lol

Green apples

Flowers like peony, gardenia, rose, etc.



Any help is MUCH appreciated!!!! Thanks! =)
Desginer perfumes?
I know a great chocolate scent! It is Amour De Cacao by Comptoir Sud Pacific. It's not too foody but definitely a deep chocolate scent. I think you would like it. Sephora has it online, don't know about the store. My favorite etailer, Bissy's Boutique makes a great dupe of it but she's currently out of it. You could email her and see when she might have it again!

http://bissysboutique.com/store/
Reply:I am into floral scents myself and the above scents mentioned are the ones I've been a big fan of. Why not try Bulgari's Omnia Amethyste. It is a delicate scent of iris %26amp; rose. You can get that at Sephora.



You'll never go wrong with DKNY Be delicious (green). It is subtle and nor overpowering, truly sweet.



I've always like First by Arpel's



I also like Laura Biogotti-OH LORDY, such a heavenly scent!



Try them and let me know how it goes.
Reply:There is this one perfume that I adore. It is called Escada. Im not sure which one it is because there are 2 but it smells sweet and not overpowering. It smells awesome and people always tell me how good I smell! =D It smells kind of like Lemonade but sweeter and it makes me want to eat myself (ok, just a little odd.) lol.



Hope I helped! =D



-Kait
Reply:I'm surprised you don't like Miss Dior Cherie, With Love and Princess by Vera Wang! All 3 are excellent perfumes that are flirty and fun.



Hmm scents you might like...



Touch of Pink by Lacoste

Victorias Secret Perfume

Coach perfumes





And I've tried Can Can, and I have to say, it's absoutely wonderful!! It smells ahmazing, I highly recommend it.



Happy Winter Solstice!!
Reply:Probarbly the most unique perfume i've tried is Bvlgari BLACK.....its infused with tea and burning rubber.....believe me, you will be asked everywhere, wat are ye wearin.....tabac blond is also nice....my fav on a girl is black cashmere by donna karan....hope this helps innit
Reply:Ok the BEST that was ever on the market is "DKNY" New York, by Donna Karan.

It was developed in 2000. The scent is Fresh and citrus with just a hint of flower.

It has: Orange flower, Grapefruit, Lotus and it's base is Vodka.

It is never overpowering, always stays the way it smells originally and only gets better.

Go to Fragrancenet.com you can only now get it on the internet.

Another great one is : Emporio Armani White

Very sensual, not sweet, not spicy and just warm and clean. you will love it. Only on internet also

One you can get at Sephora is "Fresh" "Hespirides". Also a grapefruit sensual scent that lasts all day long and is unbelievably yummy. It is approx 62.00 for a 1.7oz.
Reply:for a "fresh" try the banana republic perfume. its different and i love it. I have three favorites personally. Dior- Addict, Gucci- Envy Me and Michael by Michael Korrs
Reply:You would probably like

Juicy Couture

Coach

Pink Sugar



Juicy Couture and coach smell almost the same! These are some I like and I HATE the old lady smells! Hope you like these.
Reply:My favorite is White Shoulder. Light,clean fragrance. Another good one is Journey by Mary Kay.
Decent makeup brands

I am 22 years old, and will be in Australia during their hot summer. Could I wear Sharlimar Guerlain perfume?

I used to wear BCBG Girls, Davidoff Cool Waters, Elizabeth Arden Sunflowers, and scents like that. Is Sharlimar Guerlain to old for me or not right for summer?



Sharliman scents are: Family: oriental. Top notes: lemon, bergamot. Middle notes: jasmine, may rose. Base notes: iris, incense, opoponax, tonka bean, vanilla.



And what about Issey Miyake for Ladies - # With the lightness of rose essence, freshly picked gardenia, gaiac wood and milky amber

A series of extremely fragrant ingredients

A luminous, fresh and lively scent



Any advice if I can wear these in summer at my age? If not, what do you suggest?
I am 22 years old, and will be in Australia during their hot summer. Could I wear Sharlimar Guerlain perfume?
not to sure about perfumes but check out this site for reviews by other perfume lovers
Reply:As long as you smell nice you'll be OK. Aussie summers are usually suitable for antiperspirant-deodorant and not much else. Besides, you will need to re-apply every time you get out of the pool :)

Pick the one that doesn't smell like flowers, the killer bees LOVE flowers... OK, I made that last bit up.
Reply:I suggest that you stop thinking about perfume so obsessively. Just find one that you like and wear it. And when did you have have to be a certain age to wear certain perfumes?

Who watches Pokemon D & P Battle Dimensions?

I've seen 3 episodes: Tears for Fears (Chimchar remembers himself with Paul, but has had a bad time with him), Once There Were Greenfields (James gives Gardenia Cacnea), and Throwing a Track Switch (Ash trades his Aipom with Dawn's Buizel).

Those are the new episodes. They air on Cartoon Network every Saturday at 9:30 am Pacific Time.

I checked today but they were repeating the first episode from the last season (Pokemon Diamond %26amp; Pearl)! Do you know where I can see the next episode of Pokemon D %26amp; P Battle Dimensions( The Keystone Pops!)? Thank you so much! ^_^
Who watches Pokemon D %26amp; P Battle Dimensions?
I feel your pain..this is a dilemna that is ticking me and thousands of other fans off also...

It was supposed to air Monday May 5th, that did not happen...usually, episodes air every Saturday at 9:30AM [I am EST]

I have been checking websites, and it seems that no one knows what the hell is going on....

ugh.... =/

oh well, my guess is that this Saturday, The Keystone Pops will air before the other new episode...can't remember the title off the top of my heard...



But, lets hope for the best...i just wanna see the dang episode



-JJRyan

aka

JJ the Pokeman

Opening a reed diffuser from Target?

Has anyone bought one of those small reed diffusers from Target? They're about 4 inches tall, have a generic looking box ( I got the gardenia scent ) - I can't get the top off the bottle to stick the reeds in. There's a diagram that says to push down on the top and turn, but neither of us here can open it. The cap just keeps spinning. Anyone with this trouble who figured it out?!? Thanks.
Opening a reed diffuser from Target?
I actually opened one 2 nights ago. I got the plastic cap off okay, I just pushed down and turned.



Be aware, however, underneath that is a clear plastic cap that is tightly inserted into the glass. I tried for quite a while with my hands, pliers, and could not remove the plastic cap. I finally tried to use a butterknife to try to pry the cap off (much like a pickle jar) and the glass broke in my hand. I ended up cutting my finger very badly and needed to get stitches.



The instructions for opening this product are very poor, they didn't even mention the white plastic cap that's underneath the hard outer cap, much less how to remove it. The gardenia scent is very nice however, though not very pretty mixed with blood.



I threw the box away before any of this happened,and cannot find the exact match at Target.com. Does anyone know the brand of this product? I would like to email them to let them know this isn't the safest product to open.

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