Shipwrecked...?

A typical English 40 something male, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.



After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.



In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"



She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank."



Amazing, he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."



"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree.



"But where did you get the tools?"



Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware."



The guy is stunned.



Let's row over to my place," she says. After 20 minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, " It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?"



"No! No thank you," he blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice."



"It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Pine Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on

her couch to talk.



After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet."



No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the

cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?"



When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically

positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down

next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him,

"We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something

I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing

for?"



She stares into his eyes .



He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean …. " he swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes............................







"Don't tell me you've got Sky Sports as well"
Shipwrecked...?
bloody typical, got all he could ever want %26amp; not satisfied

%26amp; i bet neither was she ~
Reply:lol nice!!
Reply:ha
Reply:LOL

hahahahaha

men
Reply:LOOOOOOOOOOOOL! typical man!
Reply:it was ok, i agree builds way to much then the end just kills it
Reply:great. different twist at the end i've heard it with a golf course finish lol
Reply:Yeah not too bad. Little laugh
Reply:Hmmm a bit too long and not a big enough climax sorry. But it was kinda funny!

Strangeness?

ok so for the last week i have been smelling gardenias, weird cause none are around.

and lately my tastebuds are phenomenally sensative... any ideas?
Strangeness?
Hey I can't message people on here because I don't certain people messaging me....but I just want to thank you. What you said meant a lot to me. Its a hard decision for me to make and I just need advice...and people can be so mean on here. But thanks a lot, I really mean it.



Oh and I'm going to try to answer your question....

....I've heard that your smells and taste buds just change through the pregnancy. I haven't had a sense of smell and things are starting to taste the same for me.

He brings you flowers! You hope they're......?

Roses

Orchids

Sunflowers

Gardenias

Birds of paradise

Flower you love!?
He brings you flowers! You hope they're......?
Tulips. One guy I met from Yahoo Personals did this cool and kinda cute survey. I didn't know what my favorite color was so I went back to childhood and said purple and said my favorite flower was the tulip. He brought me a bouquet of a dozen purple tulips when we met. I'll never forget that!
Reply:blue roses or lillys
Reply:Sunflowers... I love sunflower...
Reply:Birds of pardise .
Reply:Gardenias or Lilies. Roses have been overdone. It's time for something new :)
Reply:calla lillys or daisys
Reply:white or orange roses
Reply:Tulips!:)



I also love roses, sunflowers, daisies, wild flowers and lilies.:)
Reply:carnations
Reply:Roses
Reply:For my sister and not me.
Reply:honestly, none of the above! i'm the type of chick who prefers crazy daises! roses are so overrated anymore! if your guy knows you well enough he should know your favorite flower and i think the roses are just a way of him saying sorry for somethin he did but you dnt know about!
Reply:Calla Lilly
Reply:Roses, they never get old. There are hundreds of different varieties of roses! I have a couple of dozen rose plants in my garden, and I always keep fresh ones in vases in my house. Bonus if a special man brings me more!
Reply:white roses!
Reply:.....delivered to me by mistake!



*Way* too awkward, otherwise!
Reply:ROses more than one

who told guys we like one ro ses better than a dozen that's funny I love a dozens alot more.
Reply:I'll absolutely love any flowers he brings me because it's the thought that counts!
Reply:Tiger lilies
Reply:lillies and bluebells
Reply:real!
Reply:Sunflowers or Daisies
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Does it bug you...?

...when sweet litle old ladies have lavender hair teased up high, spayed hard as a rock, are wearing bright red lipstick, and smell heavily of gardenias?



Gotta love 'em...but it still bugs me! lol
Does it bug you...?
yes. That won't be allowed in our gang, will it?



I picture myself as a fun old lady. Wearing my hair down, to heck with what people think. I will either leave it white or maybe dye it brown. I will not smell of flowers, or any scent too strongly. Heck, I'll probably go ahead and get a tattoo, too. I'd be called that crazy old lady.... But it would be fun! ;-)
Reply:Nah, I never really notice.
Reply:no i think it is so cute my great grandma is 90 yrs old and i just love how cute she looks when she gets dressed to go somewhere.
Reply:Not at all. To each their own.
Reply:Lol it doesn't bug me, it usually makes me smile.
Reply:Yes it bugs me too. Thats just gross.
Reply:yup
Reply:YES
Reply:nah, that doesn't really bug me...in fact i take comfort in them and their lavender hair.

they usually crack me up too!! how can someone who can be sooo funny, just being themselves, bug you??



however, if you're the "let me give you a makeover' kind of person, then i can see how it might bug you:)



take care.
Reply:Yeah but I dont let it bother me too much
Reply:Yes it does.
Reply:better then smelling like pee!
Reply:no it doesn't bug me.. they do smell gross tho lol
Reply:yes
Reply:Really??? awwwwww I love that!!!!
Reply:yeah
Reply:yeah sometimes but not rlly
Reply:Don't criticize. You might end up like that when you grow old.
Reply:apparently a lot of things bug you, considering this is your 4th question about things that "bug" you.

What's you favorite...?

Smell?

Drink?

Food?

Song?

Color?



For me its...

Gardenias

Peach Juice

Watermelon

Girl by Beck

Mint Green
What's you favorite...?
Smell - Apples

Drink - Snapple

Food - Strawberries

Song - Start of Something - Voxtrot

Color - Teal or Purplered.

:)
Reply:My mountain fresh Secret deoterant.

Full Throttle.

Tacos.

While My Guitar Gently Weeps-The Beatles.

Orange.
Reply:CRAYON: FOREST GREEN!!



EVERYONE loves CRAYONS.
Reply:Smell = fresh strawberries

Drink = Coke

Food = pizza

Song = "With You" by Chris Brown (but I get new favorites all the time)

Color = navy blue
Reply:smell: fresh baked bread

drink: lipton tea

food: sea food

song: mans zelmernow - cara mia

colour: chicken yellow
Reply:"What is 'YOUR' favorite?"



my mommy's hair

Sleepy Time tea

peanut butter and honey (which is unfortunate b/c they give me migraine)

my redeemer lives

burgundy
Reply:Smell= Tropical Passionfruit perfume from Bath%26amp;Body Works

Drink= Water or Vitamin Water

Food= Italian

Song= "Apologize"

Color= Purple



peace.
Reply:Smell..... Lilacs

drink......coffee black

food.... orange chicken %26lt;3 %26lt;3

XXx x Song.... Crazy by Kci and Jojo

and True Colors by Fredro Starr

color: Brown!!%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;

Have A Great Night!
Reply:barbeque

pepsi

pork steak

whiskey lulliby

purple
Reply:bath %26amp; body work's Moonlight Path

water

dill pickles

foundations- kate nash

black
Reply:Summer

Milk

Shepards Pie

I'll be missing you

Blue
Reply:Daisies

Water

Pizza

If Only by Hanson

Blue

=)
Reply:Cadbury's Chocolate

Sweetened Ice Tea

My Mom's BBQ chicken

Bleeding love by Leona Lewis

Red
Reply:Lilies of the Valley

Snapple

Lasagna

I saw the light....Todd Rundgren

Lilac
Reply:Peach blossoms

Cocoa

Salmon

I can't Help It (If I'm Still in Love With You)

blue
Reply:smell: jasmines the flower

drink: coca cola

food: steak and crab

song: if loving you is wrong luther ingram or sorry seems to be the hardest word by blue and elton john

color: vibrant green
Reply:smell-Roses

drink-Virgin Margaritas

food-Sushi/Seafood

song-Solution by Hillsong United

color-Fire Red
Reply:For me its...

Anything italian

Passion fruit ice tea lemonade from strbucks

Pasta

No air

Grany smith apple
Reply:Vannila

Snapple

Chinese Food

Anything by the Jonas Brothers

Royal Blue

eye color

A Campaign to fix AMC, McTavish msut go, but...?

Would what I'm about to do be illegal? Would I get sued? Well I'm gonna send a letter to the AMC Network and inside there will be a white ribbon and a picture of gardenias (to mock the serial killer storyline where the killer leaves behind ribbons and flowers after he kills) but would sending that be a lawsuit waiting to happen? On the ribbon I wrote "Fire Megan McTavish" on the pack of the picture of gardenias it says "I don't like the Serial Killer s/l, nothing personal, This is NOT a threat!" So seriously, would I get in trouble for that?
A Campaign to fix AMC, McTavish msut go, but...?
Umm I don't know if that would be a smart move. ABC....parent company is Disney. They probably would think it is a threat. Just send a letter discussing your opinions.

A question of priorities?

A retired corporate executive decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life until the boat sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.



After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"



She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank."



"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."



"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from pandanus tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a eucalyptus tree."



"But, where did you get the tools?"



"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable, ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware."



The guy is stunned.



"Let's row over to my place," she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls out off the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb-struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?"



"No. No thank you," he says, still dazed. "I can't take any more coconut juice."



"It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?"



Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet."



No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.



"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?"



When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her.



"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a really long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months?" She stares into his eyes.



He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean......" he swallows excitedly, and tears start to form in his eyes "..... I can check my

e-mail from here?
A question of priorities?
OMG Kevin. Was that an essay or what. LOL.

Ha ha .Good one though.:0)



Steph....Did you just see Biggins eat that Kangaroo thingy?

I'm gonna be sick. :0s
Reply:suburb

'ave a star

lmfao
Reply:LMAO!!!!! Noooooooooo! I would wanna check Y/A !!
Reply:of course.
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